The dictionary contains many of the words used by lawyers. Therefore, the dictionary is a lawyer.

If I recall, was that was more of a conversion/sig-fig error as opposed to straight unit of measure ignorance?

I’d duke it out over Lebanon bologna. That’s the best.

...and if I eat it every day,

I’m pretty sure this family calls it a “sammich” very unironically.

My Bologna has a first name,
It’s K-N-U-C-K-L-E.
My bologna has a second name,
It’s S-A-N-D-W-I-C-H.

Re: “...while fixing himself a sandwich.”

I could understand this reaction over some nice soppressata or prosciutto, maybe even pastrami. But bologna? That’s pathetic.

This old millennial isn’t going to be able to sleep tonight. It feels like waiting for Santa. I am WAY too excited.

The new 911 is fucked.

Great article, great reveal. I like it. I stayed up too late. This old boomer is going to bed.

I am freaking the fuck out

Starting price at less than $60k.... Consider the game changed.

Impossible and Beyond would be cheaper than beef if it weren’t for government subsidies.

I agree. I like a hamburger like the next guy, but I would happily never eat a real meat hamburger again if it’s shows that these faux-meat paddies are better for us, the environment and overall sustainability. Now pulled pork, brisket or ribs, those are things I don’t think I could ever fully go faux with, but I’d…

Count me in as one of those flexitarians: I think meat is great, but I’m perfectly willing to cut my meat consumption by 50% or more if these plant-based burgers can replicate the taste.

Had an Impossible Burger at Wegmans recently that I thought I’d have hard time telling apart from regular meat burgers. The key is…

Us gen X-ers are going to buy them once we cash in our boomer parents life insurance policies and sell their shitty McMansions once they’ve passed.

Gen Xers which are in prime earning years and becoming empty nesters.

At what point have sports cars actually targeted the <35 market? Other than the BRZ/Miata exceptions?

But also, don’t bank too much on a customer base that’s aging out/dying off. Or you’ll actually end up like Harely Davidson.