Her logic is that if it doesn't involve her boob, someone else can feed the kid. And I'm betting that's exactly how it will turn out, since grandma-to-be didn't even bother to raise the point.

Not to mention not everyone pays for the internet. They might use it at school, the library, coffee shops, snag unsecured wireless, etc. And even if one does pay for internet (a necessity as far as I'm concerned) it doesn't necessarily mean they're rich and should live like a king. It may mean they have to watch their…

Yes, I understood her story, thanks. I just didn't see how the guy did anything wrong, as I posted.

Haha! I'm with your dad on this one.

And the high fiving! "Yay me! I'm big and mean enough to mug a small child! HIGH FIVE!" Fucking cow.

I don't really get your upset here. All excited, the man grabbed it in the heat of the moment but then offered it to the child as soon as he saw what he'd done. Sounds like a nice guy who realized he erred and tried to atone for it.

This COTD rules!

@Felicia Roxanne No, if you look at her website, you can see it's not a tattoo. She paints her face different colours.

We need a visual like this one.

@Jan74 My Canadian brain read 40m as 40 meters, and was genuinely confused & concerned that you needed to wear flats to walk essentially next door to get to work. Durr!

I wanted to be a rodeo queen. Like pageants but with horses!

"My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!" — Chandler Bing

You just saved me the bother of typing pretty much the exact same comment. And I am stealing the perfect phrase "case of the humblebrags." Thanks on both counts!

I discovered this on my iPhone recently, but Gmail insisted on sending me to the wrong tracking site (UPS instead of Purolator) and WOULD NOT let me copy the numbers from the email so I could paste it myself. The only option when I touched the screen was to "track package". Annoying!

It's on his Facebook page, I don't feel totally comfortable linking it though. I expressed my irritation with the article and he also sent me a very sincere message that convinced me he felt really shitty about it. He posted a similar sentiment in response to this blog post criticizing his article (his is comment #38.)…

FWIW, I know the guy who wrote this article. Apparently the original piece was chopped from a pros and cons article to just cons, and edited a fair bit as well. I do think he wrote it against his better judgment. He publicly stated that he was ashamed of the article and apologized for it (and not one of those "I'm…

Jealous!

Yoga pants, unlike all other types of pants, have the actual word "PANTS" in their name. Doesn't that make them pants, by definition?

Double post

This situation calls for a kotatsu!