Yeah, but I’m still waiting for the all-male remake of Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.

Custody battles suck, but cry not for the kids who will enjoy a lifetime of elite schools, excellent health care, top notch nutrition, and fabulous vacations that their rich parents will lavish on them. And if they’re troubled by any of this, they’ll see the best therapists. Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it buys…