Of all the things to complain about with this, high bed sides.

Check out those perfectly square, sharp edged door handles, too...

I can think of so many instances where I’d be labeled in the asshole category simply for being aware.

As with any algorithm, it’s good to handle the base cases and exceptions - everything else can then be handled via recursion, relative levels of assholery per use case:

This guy gets it. 

I plan to game the shit out of AVs. You should be able to get in front of any one of them by merging into its lane even before you clear their front bumper and the AV will slow down to avoid a collision.

This must be a state by state thing.

well you shouldn’t be waiting behind the line to make a left turn, otherwise you will never make a left turn

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched drivers goose it through an intersection during a yellow light. The LA-left, we called it when I lived there. We’ve all done it, but problems arise when drivers time things poorly and wind up running a red light. It’s dangerous for other cars and pedestrians alike.

No I have agree with this one. It's a door. Use a mechanical handle if it doesn't work it's an easy fix. And people don't die when the battery dies. 

Your nightmare has already arrived! Basically all accelerator pedals are switches now. I don’t think any car on the market has a cable connecting the pedal to the throttle anymore. Brake-by-wire is also becoming a thing on some cars.

Simply pulling that lever a few millimeters rearward engages the electric latch, popping the door open.

Hey here’s a wild idea - just use regular door handles that everyone knows how to use!

Backups for the electric handle are no joke:

That’s nothing. Here’s the fob for my Delorean

I know this isn’t what you’re talking about but there was that whole Aston Martins using Volvo keys debacle which I still think is funny

This. I always tell people, take care of your finances while you have earning potential, everything else can wait. When I tell my close friends my kids, 5 and 3, already have retirement accounts for when they hit 65, they looks at me like I am from Mars.

If everyone saved for retirement the whole fucking system would collapse.

I was assuming no kids in this scenario, probably should have specified that.