Aren’t Zero’s like $10k for the short range version? That Moto Guzzi was probably $3k max. I bet cost was the main consideration; you can get used bikes for dirt cheap these days. 

I don’t live in NY, but I’ll gladly sign your petition to legalize lane-splitting. Looks like you could use it.

I ride a moto in DC and you have to be at the highest alert level possible +3 more. More people than not are driving around either lost and looking for a particular street to turn or texting on their phone and those people will KILL you quick if you are not paying attention. My advice - expect that car in front of you…

The FBI is busy persecuting “black identity extremists” by any means necessary, as an example:

The FBI declined to investigate something that would implicate rich white men?!? No. Way.

Wait a second...

Don’t worry, I bet VW’s apology will include a free oil change.

Seems like this is an update to the old way VW used to say “fuck you”:

I think this car was supposed to go to the emissions test people

“Subtle “more sidewall” is a slippery slope that leads to mud tires. I see what you’re doing...”

They claim they deleted the spare tire... ...for fuel economy.

I will build a bigger sidewall and make Honda pay for it. 

How I first read it.

I think you’re just repeating David Tracy’s “Safari All the Things?”

It needs.....something more.

Depending on what you drive, these lights may shine above your roof.

I drive an RX-8. This will be my rear view.

FTFY