Basically there isn’t, but we need something else to be mad about today so this is the non-issue that won the lottery.

Because some people like to spend every moment of every day being outraged.

Just when I go and think I couldn’t get any more horny after reading the Magikarp story...

Funny thing now that you mention it, Lilly initially thought Motumbo had called to congratulate her after the race. Sounded exactly like him. Turns out it was just Katie Ledecky.

Other counterpoint: this is why the NBA is dumb. You don’t see this level of one-sided team building in any other major sport. I get that this is just inherent in the way the the economy of the league is structured, but that just means I’ll never have a deep vested interest in it. Good for players maximizing their pay…

That is actually the second half of the game. They keep track of the half differently in Argentina they start the clock back over at the break for a fresh 45. ST stands for segundo tiempo or second half.

That second clip sums up everything you need to know about South American football. In the 15th minute of the match, there’s already been two red cards, a fantastically skillful piece of play, a crap goalkeeper and a maniac in the commentary booth.

I love it.