Seems like the AIEC has too many chiefs and not enough Indians 

They should just combine the two into an Americas Confederation, and put 12 of the 51 teams into the World Cup.

It was only after the match that the incident was brought to FIFA’s attention, by, wait for it, Argentina’s CONMEBOL rival, Chile.

The referee was heard to reply, “Yes, my mother, she sells seashells by the seashore. How is this relevant?”

Very Shakespearean.

“To go from such a good win against Chile to a loss in Bolivia...Argentine football still has a long way to go.”

Christiano Pulisic.

Pulisic is the fucking truth. His assist on Dempsey’s first was unbelievable.

I know with all the horrific xenophobia going on this is a hot issue but isn’t a repeated DUI offender suspected of sexual assault someone you might want to actually deny a visa to?

Fucking hipster. “Big deal. I’ve seen better. I saw a vastly superior catch made by a Vietnamese immigrant during a stick ball game while I was traveling abroad in Andorra. It was at night as the sun set over the Mediterranean Sea. Only three of us saw it, myself and this deaf mute couple who were teaching me Moorish…

might be fun if everything works out though.... you never know

The lesson, as always: Don’t drink and do cocaine and then leave the bar and go drive your boat as fast as it goes.

I can’t tell, all of the Asian Dongs are so blurry I can’t get a good idea.

Do it. Google Asian dongs vs American dongs. Tell me what you find.

Here’s your SJW card. Now move along.

Is the black guy in the Rangers jersey real or one of those lifelike dolls? Or possibly possessed by a deadite?

Take the cock out of your mouth and type that again, NoCal faggot.

If you win the Europa League, you earn a place in the Champions League the following season.

What’s up with the “everyone leave the dugout and meet him at the plate” bullshit like it’s a walkoff homer?