“Which team just scored?”

Let’s make a deal. Get rid of every unnecessary government agency, expenditure, subsidy, tax break and handout. Basically cut everything that is not essential to the operation of the federal government. Then, get rid of/stop enforcing laws that don’t need to exist. Use the budget surplus to pay off some of the…

Morons. They were playing Kentucky.

NBD, they can always intentionally hit the guy for the same effect

How many more?

This could have been her entire article.

How do you always manage to write SO DAMN MUCH about so little?

So much win for using a Gunther song in 2017

Not as embarrassing as getting owned by a Ted Cruz intern.

Why do you even know this song, Burke?

It’s kind of amazing and sad that he probably still has the best scoring touch of anyone on the USMNT, even at age 33. He’s still the only US player besides Donovan I’ve ever watched that has a nose for the back of the goal and actually can get shots off against quality opposition in matches that count with any…

Hence the use of chloroform (or ether if you are feelin’ fancy) and a U-Haul.

Neez more stores +1

Underrated. +1 Christmas Story farararararara

They’d never go for it, there are already Pings everywhere

Oh great - I was just about to start marketing Titreist golf balls over there.

We really need to offer workers better pawternity leave.

I blame white men.

He may have done this simply to show Rutgers that he doesn’t approve. If he waits until they are back in the locker room then people may think that he has no problem with showing up the losing team.

Next your going to say humans are red meat even though they taste like chicken.