I had no idea.

Lloyd Bentsen: “Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you’re no Jack Kennedy.”

I’m 31 now, and I remember having a conversation with a college friend when we were both 25. She was like, “do you remember being a kid and thinking that 25 was SO OLD, and that you would DEFINITELY have all your shit together by then? Like, 100% solid career track, white picket fence house, dog, husband, etc.”

She still loves Ryan Seacrest, and she probably still loves you, as long as you’re not a dick.

I had a sex dream about him last night. It was glorious.

Our dumb, beautiful swimming man baby. Bless his heart.

IOC spokesman (pictured); ‘ didn’t happen, everything’s fine.’

Wait...so how would the IOC even know if Lochte got held up or not? Were they there? Or did they just flat-out deny it for optics purposes?

Fuck both of these people - here’s some real news:

There are no talented white girls.

So... Nobody's watching the Olympics...

Yea, true, in regards to medaling for an individual event. And Simone made it gold, which is just extra awesome and awe inspiring.

NBC= No Black Champions?

This misses the point. Nico Hines’ staggering ignorance is the least shocking part of this article. The original piece included identifying information about these athletes—some of whom are from repressive countries where violence against LGBTQ individuals is common and sanctioned. With one incredibly crappy…

Hot men seeking sex with each other is probably the oldest Olympian tradition still on the go. I’m pretty sure the ancient Olympics started as a vast man-on-man orgy before slowly incorporating non-sexual sports into the mix.

I am laughing at this SO HARD. He is such a douche. He's SUCH a douche. He's probably terrible in bed. I don't even care. I would still hit it like the wrath of God. I'd just make sure he wasn't in a position to speak until well after we were done.