Lloyd Bentsen: “Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you’re no Jack Kennedy.”
I’m 31 now, and I remember having a conversation with a college friend when we were both 25. She was like, “do you remember being a kid and thinking that 25 was SO OLD, and that you would DEFINITELY have all your shit together by then? Like, 100% solid career track, white picket fence house, dog, husband, etc.”
She still loves Ryan Seacrest, and she probably still loves you, as long as you’re not a dick.
I had a sex dream about him last night. It was glorious.
Our dumb, beautiful swimming man baby. Bless his heart.
IOC spokesman (pictured); ‘ didn’t happen, everything’s fine.’
Wait...so how would the IOC even know if Lochte got held up or not? Were they there? Or did they just flat-out deny it for optics purposes?
A gunman held up Ryan Lochte at a party the U.S. swimmer attended last night, Fox Sports Australia and The Mirror are…
Fuck both of these people - here’s some real news:
There are no talented white girls.
Sounds like a pleasant way to end what’s been a colossal waste of money for a city-destroying, CGI, gray hued, shit show of a summer movie season.
Watching Pete’s Dragon is a very enjoyable experience. It’s a simple story, told well, with gorgeous cinematography,…
So... Nobody's watching the Olympics...
Yea, true, in regards to medaling for an individual event. And Simone made it gold, which is just extra awesome and awe inspiring.
NBC= No Black Champions?
NBC couldn’t be arsed to show you Simone Manuel’s monumental medal ceremony after becoming the first black American…
I am laughing at this SO HARD. He is such a douche. He's SUCH a douche. He's probably terrible in bed. I don't even care. I would still hit it like the wrath of God. I'd just make sure he wasn't in a position to speak until well after we were done.
The first time I heard the voice, I chose to ignore it. Ryan Lochte is kind of a fratty idiot, Erin, the voice said. …