Didn't see that one coming! /sarcasm

You’ve got such a hard on for Cardinals-bashing it’s just sad. Disclaimer, born and raised in Miami, I couldn’t give a f*** about the Cardinals. But I’m tired of seeing every single story you write turn into a self-ejaculating passive-aggressive flagelation of how the Cardinals are really the evil ones hiding petty…

Deadspin is Fox News, and the Cardinals are Obama.

Jesus tapdancing Christ, Deadspin; the guy was asked a question and he answered it with effusive praise for Heyward, whom I daresay he knows a bit better than you or I do, and provided a charitable theory for why Heyward would prefer the Cubs (other than the real reason which was “Star Wars money in 2018”), and you…

Yeah I prefer Maddon who literally throws a temper tantrum about his players getting hit (after one HBP). Then the next day they hit 5 Cardinal players. He's like Jesus Christ and Mohammed rolled into one awesome existential being. PS - eat shit and die.

I don’t get it. I mean I get your sentiment, here. And I wasn’t surprised really when I read the headline. And I read the story looking for the money quote, but... there’s really not one. What exactly did anyone from the Cardinals say that is so outrageous? It’s clearly not in the snippets you chose to highlight in…

It sounds like he's defending his team from comments Heyward didn't even need to make. Weak writing and non story.

So Mike Matheney is saying they did everything they could do in their eyes to keep him and he chose someone else and they don't hold any hard feelings and this is still an indictment of how awful the Cardinals are? I'm confused.

Here’s some numbers.