Yeah, no. No matter how much you hate your current/previous employer, always talk about them in the most positive way possible, no matter how painful. Then quickly try to turn the conversation back to you and your skill set.

So I get a call from a middling regional insurance company that was doing some pretty serious expansion along the east coast and down and they say they’d like to fly me out to Boston for an interview. I was mostly qualified for the position, a multi-state regional claims management thing, but not 100%. The best…

“I don’t go on vacation often. In fact, this trip to Tulum was the first vacation I’d taken since 2013...”

I wish I didn’t go on vacation as often as you do - my last vacation was in 2010, and 1991 before that.

BUFORD T. FUCKTARD lolololol

that is the second best Surf and Turf story I have ever heard. Fortunately, the first goes to me.

A gym mat you say? Where have I heard that before...

That’s the kind of depressing that changes lives.

Three things.

My brother played on that Raiders team. We would def like to have that one back. The Raiders might actually be good now.

Great choice. First of all, the tuck rule was an abomination. Plus, it creates this crazy hypothetical of Brady going back to the bench at the start of the next season and ending up with Brian Hoyer’s career trajectory.

The tuck rule penalty in the Patriots AFC championship versus The Raiders. I would like to see what (if any) effect that would’ve had on the current NFL landscape.

And furthermore, you didn't watch your buddies die face-down in the mud, so that some ASSHOLE can park an SUV and owe parking tickets all over town...AM I WRONG???

You know how everyone has that friend who nobody fucking likes?

Sorry, late to the party and no one will see this anyways. Just wanted it read into the record.

you forgot the major turnoff: she feels the need to write about it on the internet. Its not her idiotic tone or her (at least) debatable premise, its that she is somehow that proud of herself that the world should know.

It reads like someone is writing a character study for a book about a sad, lonely, famous girl.

Fake, Fake, Fake-Fake-Fake.

Why, because you are from the streets?

Yes, because he too makes $78 /hour on the laptop.