Instead of shooting the ejection seats upward into the rotors, why not have them fall out the bottom of the cockpit? Static line setup could rip your chute as you fall downwards.

Ah, makes sense. As I said, I’m not familiar with online dating. If you can correspond via the dating site until you’re ready to take it off-site, then I suppose that’s as good a solution as any.

“The final hallmark is that they try to get your actual email address from you right away (normal guys do this too) so that you can communicate outside the strictures of the dating service.”

“I can still hear the disgusting sounds of the tuna squeaking squeaking against the mayo and oil.”