As well...was in Tampa on business and ran out for a game by myself. I walked in and I was just stunned at it’s awfulness. I walk up the stairs just in time to duck a screaming foul ball, (couldn’t grab at it, holding two rancid beers) that would have hit me square in the face, it goes straight down the stairs I…

It’s not comfortable, it’s not fun...We’re all going through the same thing together 

Years ago, they did a reunion show up in DSC, and my artist/baker HUGE FAN girlfriend wrote them and asked if she could maybe make a cake for the show, what did they want on it?

I can’t possibly give you enough props for busting out the Dismemberment Plan.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Canadian calculators don’t include the number 0, so every CFL game begins 1-1. Which just demonstrates how bad the Ti-Cats have to be to have an 0-8 record.

“This is fine.”

Harbaugh is sort of like Donald Trump, except he’s actually good at some things.

Now, Johnny Unitas, THERE’S a haircut you could set your watch to.

He’s just reporting what he’s heard.

Awwww could you cry some more bland white tears please? I’m making chicken broth. 😂😂😂 go find a safer space for your bullshit paleface.

Never hood of Kack II before. Is it so good that they went straight to the sequel and skipped Kack entirely?

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The existence of stupid people who misuse a tool does not call into question the whole concept of the tool. That’s absurd. This thug misused some lumber, but but lumber is fine. Shields misused a car, but cars are good. You’re misusing a comments section to make sloppy generalizations about some irrelevant nonsense,…

You’re spot on, and it’s not an accident. I wrote about this last year: Pay Per View is strangling boxing. It intrinsically produces dull, low risk fights, designed to keep certain marquee fighters safe and well-paid at the expense of entertaining fights that would raise the profile of the sport as a whole.

I did the same exact thing for awhile back in the day with Shane Vic Torino.

“They are our activists, our lawyers, our advocates, our scientists, engineers, writers, artists, blue collar workers, white collar workers, and people who contribute to this country and who want to make it actually great.”

Didn’t seem very fit to me as evidenced by the deadness.

If Mayweather simply pretends McGregor is a woman, he should have no problem beating the daylights out of him.