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There are plenty of High school football coaches that are assholes. This one probably saw Navy Seal training and thought it was a cool idea. I hope he never coaches any kid ever again.

Even when they are doing this on the beach in Coronado, there are instructors, who have received some of the best military training in the world, making sure that things are going as safe as possible.

A very well-earned lawsuit. I remember high school football in Houston, where the coaches would hit us with 2x4's (on the pads, but still), have us practice in 100+ degree weather regularly, and give us limited water breaks (because water ain’t good for no footbaw players). The minuscule amount of concern many ADULT…

I challenge anyone facing harassment complaints to come up with a more explosive rebuttal.

“She’s just one of many, dude. She got to get on the space shuttle,” Dykstra said.

Just a cheeseburger under the table and dreaming...

I can’t wait to see what the smirking dipshit does with $30 million in cap space: Pay JPP a contract at $10 million per finger? Sign Revis Island? I’m sure there’s some guy who was a superstar in 2012 that I’m forgetting.

I’d retire, sure, but you’d see me not on a private island like some wizened recluse. Rather, I’d be at every bar in N.Y., L.A., Vegas, Paris, London, Tokyo, ...

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I played baseball at Dartmouth - D1, albeit rinky dinky Ivy League. Even so, the schedule was terrible, and it was a real grind to fit in school and sports. I was exhausted the entire season (which, with fall ball and winter practice, was basically all year). I sympathize with Rosen; I hate to think what his…

Good for him!

That’s actually a very elegant solution.

Not to mention that you would save huge amounts of money because you would have no remorse about dumping every single member of his crew. GTFO!

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I think I would effectively destroy LeBron’s brand in 36 hours, wouldn’t even need to step onto the basketball court before the world has decided it was done with bron-bron.

Dosey do.

Megan Amram is a national treasure

You can’t call yourself a liberal and not be for fundamental labor rights. It is an automatic disqualification.