I don’t think (though none of us can know 100% for certain) he was naming the Jets QBs in a series; I think the point was two shitty players have teams, and whoever plays on the Jets is a nameless faceless blob of suck, like the creature in I Have no Mouth And I Must Scream. (Which, incidentally, should be the working…

Oh no! A media circus! And here we were, trying to quietly be a multi-billion dollar operation that’s televised constantly and internationally! How will we handle this? We’re not equipped! Why did I ever get out of the lumber business?

Sorry, next time I’ll just call him a shit-eating cunt bag full to the brim with the semen of flat earthers.

That’s the worst Hotline Miami cosplay I’ve ever seen

No Sweden doesn’t have courts. Its every man for himself over there.

It’s not fucking Narnia.

Oh man, you poor thing. I’m really sad that you’re forced “fend off hordes or clueless kids in the comments” and I’ve been thinking about starting a GoFundMe to get you some remuneration for your troubles. What a truly thankless job that you do. I don’t envy you, that’s for sure.

As long as they put the same level of care and dedication into this project as they did the much lauded Barbie & Her Sisters: Puppy Rescue, they have my absolute trust.

I worked this type of gig long ago, they literally hire anyone off the street. After all, they hired me. Oddly, I was fired for NOT getting physical with a woman. It was the great Melissa Ethridge Fiasco of ‘94. I’m still bitter.

“She’s going for my gun! which I don’t have. She’s going for my gun! which I don’t have.”

What an amateur. He should have been yelling “stop resisting.”

Giving up the NFL is vastly underrated. Sundays are awesome, and since so many jamokes are sitting in their house watching Red Zone for 12 hours, the lines are shorter at amusement parks, the beach is less crowded, the traffic isn’t as bad, good restaurants have tables... it’s great.

“Clearly this guy doesn’t have tee-dubya-tee-dubya. I remember in ‘05, Paulie got run over by the team bus and still made it out for some BP. Now that was a guy....”

maybe he’ll be president some day.

I had one foot out the door last season anyway

You described my future.

I just kind of stopped watching the NFL because of the Bears. I have no greater sport’s memories than playing and watching football and the Bears are so poorly ran I just stopped. Eventually I stopped watching college too. It’s surprisingly liberating.

I feel this way about the Jets. When I struck the deal with my wife (Yankees, Giants fan) that we would raise my son a Mets fan, but I’d concede on football, I was like, “What if I gave up the Jets too....?”

This is Mandy Patinkin in a great cameo from Run Ronnie Run showcasing his many talents. :15 in.

How many sections are there? Christie only takes up 3 of em you prolly only had about 12/1 odds