He had an answer for everything thrown at him, and over 13 draining rounds, he clinically beat Cooney up, bringing him further and further from land, reminding him constantly that he would eventually drown in a horrible way.

My favorite part of the Niners’s downfall is it’s entirely self inflicted. They drove out a good coach who had a good quarterback (who was benched and pushed out) and they fucked up a perennial good team with lots of talent (and young talent!) to this disaster. They had what was quite literally the perfect situation…

Were you out all fucking night?

Little looks like every single white cop under 40.

Now that NFL games last 7.83 hours and are 87% commercials, I actually find the “Why Your Team Sucks” articles more exciting than the actual season.

Seriously, if someone told me this was a screenshot from The Road I’d believe them without hesitation.

Always that one douche that has to get pissed about the obvious play, which is to tie any abuse of power to the giant traitor turd pretending to be President.

Like some sort of ban?

I have a similar story. My appendix ruptured when I was in high school. A few hours after surgery I wake up and my room is filled with “It’s a Boy” balloons and flower arrangements. Evidently they wheeled me out after surgery, opened my eyes, and told my mom “it’s a boy.” Then I went back to sleep.

As opposed to all those children of Fortune 500 CEO’s that currently dominate the NFL landscape.

the flame-breathing magical lizards hired to replace the earlier flame breathing magical lizards who were sacked after being killed by a ballista wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

Funny reading that because that’s exactly how old I was/am. And I’d like one of these.

Or for those of us who work early in the morning and are sleeping at that time.

I set my email notifications on so it will wake me up. Needless to say I’ve been on edge the past few months, hahaha

I love you. Your eyes sparkle like the Nile.

+1 you idiot.

Its a very specific type of person that A) still plays Pokemon Go, and B) would go to a festival for it. Its the kind of person that you dont want gathering in big groups because no matter what happens they’re going to end up chanting

Did you actually say his political stance to bring attention to the way blacks are treated in this country, which as you point out “flushed his career down the toilet” was SELFISH on his part? The thing he did that cost him millions, a career, fame, etc, and provided him no personal benefit, was selfish? Holy shit…

snowflake