Well at least it had a happy-ish ending.

Jesus. I hate people so much.

Oh haw-haw, you’re right, of course Mr. Jeff, we just didn’t get the joke. Just like when I say:

Hey sometimes I like to go out into town at 2 am and scream at the homeless before nicking their shoes and shouting “get a job” as I leg it.

I’m sorry these employees had to endure working in such a toxic environment and I’m glad they are coming forward.

What, who are these idiots?

Yeah. The first Pavement songs I heard were from Brighten the Corners when I was, 12 or 13, I guess? One of those albums that sent me on the path to discover the majority of music I listened to from 15 onwards.

I’m glad that she has been found and I hope that she gets the counseling that she needs. What’s sad is that throughout this whole ordeal, the majority of comments I’ve seen on local news sites have put as much blame on her as they have the teacher. Apparently she didn’t looked scared in the CCTV footage they caught…

Wow, where the fuck were you in my life 10 years ago? I never knew that I could just get out of a shitty abusive relationship by just... leaving. Gosh, if only I had you Jimny Cricket of fucking hot takes.

As a yuuge sports fan; HOLY FUCK WE’RE TALKING ABOUT SPORTS, SPORTS!!!

One of our very close friend’s 16 year old son killed himself about ten days ago because his girlfriend broke up with him. No apparent mental health issues, good kid. Just gave into the pain that we all probably felt at that age when something like that happened. He was a textbook “he would never kill himself” kid.…

I own a game store. People are such slobs and then want top dollar for their stuff. I’ve found dead roaches in an N64 console before.

+1 DeAngelo

They learned: bedsheet and a nice high place, not a belt and a doorknob for shit’s sake. Even Oz got that shit right.

Could have sworn that was Enrico Palazzo.

That’s a mute point

You get a star from me. Fuck every single one of these replies that refuses to acknowledge that this human being was not born wanting to do the horrible things he did, and fuck then for acting like acknowledging that fact is somehow absolving him of responsibility.

Who cares? I just want to know how many 26.2 stickers he/she has on their Subaru Forester.

I don’t think I like these apples at all.

This truly disgusts me, and is why I pretty much never buy used hardware (unless it’s an old system that I can’t live without, like NES or something). People are gross and I don’t want to inherit their grossness. Especially the cigarette gunk grossness.