The grain pier is still the grain pier.

/throws flag

You can’t really dress up as an Indian or cowboy anymore, and recently a lot of the public has turned on the police. There just aren’t a lot of good options left.

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jets

No, it’s more like ejaculating on a candle, but the candle is actually your smartphone and the floor is lava.

But was it a sandwich?

He’ll be fine in prison. Abuse in prison doesn’t happen as often as we’re told, let alone prison rape, nor is either situation funny to joke about.

Thats normally how they elect the governor of Illinois

The second I saw this kid, I knew he would be on Deadspin.

Gita, thank you for this--and particularly for taking the time to collect opinions from the broader fanbase.

I personally find what Jontron had to say during the “debate” (if such it can be called with a straight face) absolutely repugnant, on both a (personal) moral level, and as someone who is reasonably well-versed…

Delete your account, because you don’t have the self control to scroll past articles you don’t like. Then, throw your PC out of a window and see a shrink about your inability to ignore stuff that doesn’t mesh with your worldview.

Having worked at Marvel, this is pretty much EXACTLY how it is. Everyone who works on the actual books are generally decent people. The higher-ups are some of the most disgusting and self-serving people I have ever dealt with. Pearlmutter is genuinely one of the worst people out there. Only a billionaire with…

Shit, I KNEW I remembered the name. What a nutjob

Bill Jemas was the guy before the guy who drove the company into bankruptcy, right? Or am I misthinking this?

If attacking MoW and school lunches doesn’t get them the reaction they were hoping for, they’ll try attacking North Korea and see how that works out.

Charley Steiner calling Dodger games is pretty brutal.

Naw. I live in Chicago and worse is a solid description.

He’s a spectacularly unprofessional buffoon who will only get inducted in the HOF generations from now because they never had to experience how awful he was.

John Sterling would like to introduce himself to you