Gary?

HELL YEAH!

Maybe they can save some money by not buying Canadian flags to trample in the dressing room before getting their asses handed to them by the superior hockey nation, hmm?

“Sadly it becomes a decision between chasing your dream or giving in to the reality of the financial burden.”

But it makes perfect sense...

The STL-Today writers have started furiously masturbating at just the idea of the Op-Ed articles about sportsmanship and playing the game the right way.

Bert & Ernie aren’t Muppets because they did not feature - if they showed up, they certainly were not regulars - on Muppet Babies.

Getting drunk AT the sporting event? Who am I, Rockefeller?

Maybe Nintendo recognizes now that the people who would appreciate an instruction manual are now all adults, and we no longer get to read the instruction booklet in anticipation as our parents drive us home. Maybe if they did have instruction manuals, I’d call my mom and have her drive me to the store so I could jump…

I don’t know how to react to positive comments on the Internet...I think I’ll go lie down for a while.

Oh, c’mon man, you can improve yourself every day and become someone’s significant other. I’m not saying it’s easy, but you can do it. Here’s some ideas:

Wow, it’s so weird to find someone who has never been to youtube in 2017.

Yes, remember the SJW inquisition and how it killed thousands? Remember how SJWs told you what days and times you can buy alcohol to not make a magic skyman angry? Your parallel is so well thought out and not specious at all.

Wow, what a bunch of THUGS

So, when does the girl start getting rape and death threats? This the gaming community after all. Then after a concerted harrasment campaign, they can all claim it’s “just some shitlords” and gaming can go back to ignoring it’s massive misogyny and sexual violence problem.

Feel free to contact me when you’ve done anything impressive.

“Nice catch, blanco nino, but too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaacked.”

Restless. Enough said.

“The Body” destroyed me. A full episode of discomfort and tears.

we’re living in the golden age of crusty old white guys; all of whom would instantaneously make the world a better place by simply dying.