+ 1 Gay Phone.

Ugh. A racist AND a homophone!

Oh, modern history! Yeah, I was going to mention when the southern Iraqis came out with the Royal Game of Ur in 2600 BC but the Egyptians already had Asseb out and running. Boy those Iraquis must’ve been red faced. Total fail for them...

YOU DON’T PISS ON HOSPITALITY

Actually, real talk, I wish I knew. Kinda want one. But I’m employed by the MS camp at turn 10.

See? This is what the Standing Rock Sioux are fighting for! Keeping the waters of this land free of this kind of foul toxin spills that ruin our water.

Right now the top suspect is his brother Marsh. I’ll leave now

Alas, my best suit is currently at the cleaners.

Damn son.

I played Destiny with my daughter. It was our thing. We’d play together after she’d got home from school and finished her homework.

I hope someone bodyslams Dolan from space into the core of the goddamn earth.

Yeah, it needs to be moved before Jalopnik gets overrun with all the bear stories drawn by the scent of menstruation stories.

Took me a while, then .... WHAM!

NIS: i promise i won’t ever say a discouraging word about Minor Threat. Ever ever!

Well, I guess it would be nice.

Fuck you Dave. You guys killing another childhood memory of mine. Ahhhhhh DC Memories, such a curse. Well I guess I always have Minor Threat and the Bad Brains. Also that guy Rollins.

I hope that her faith carries her through this and she is able to enjoy a sense of freedom through telling her story and that it will heal the pain she feels. He sounds like a terrible father figure, to monkey around with his family story like that.

He was also a media idolmaker, having launched the TV careers of, among others, Tony Kornheiser, Michael Wilbon, Stephen A. Smith