It’s like if Elliot Smith wrote about football.

This team is so shitty, the fans can taste it from the parking lot

Finally, the moment my stupid Kinja handle has been waiting for.

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

Do you actually read these articles and know why this is an issue, or do you just have two settings, but can only “Sit on Fabricated Moral High Ground” because “Fuck Off and Mind My Own Business” is broken?

He falls into a short line of Chapman’s unapologetic about taking their shots in New York.

• I believe the defending NBA champs should wear championship belts to every game.
  

NFL football is boring as fuck.

Mother in law of Ashwaubenon High School star running back & former UW-Madison & Western Illinois special teamer Aaron Stecker.

You left off Janesville’s own Speaker Paul Ryan.

Big ups, Sconny! College dropout & career politician Scoots Walker, Real World: Boston’s lumberjack Sean Duffy, Kenosha’s own ReiNCe PRieBuS, & headlining, Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke. I hope Dave enters the arena on his horse.

I’m so angry about the horrible racist bullshit you’re getting in your replies. I have no idea what to Do with that anger, though. On kinja, to respond is to increase visibility, and I don’t want that. I don’t want to pretend that these vile human beings don’t exist, though! I am so disgusted and have no idea what to…

“Probably just a faulty GPS.” - Michael Scott

I thought you passed away Buck.

Hample did not watch his buddies die face down in the U.S. Cellular Field muck muck so that some fucking kid can...

I would love to see his Tinder conversations.

As a bald guy who’s been fat since grade school, let me say two things:

I prefer the Summer Shandy (or the Berry Weiss!) but I do enjoy a good Leiney’s.

It’s the least they could do. He does everything for them.

My Theory: Lebron James warged into Keving Love for those 14 seconds.