You have the ability to spell correctly, and put periods at the end of half of your sentences. That's not nothing.

“Ughhh....I had to stay up nearly until EIGHT O’CLOCK to watch that shit!”

I’m a gay man and I lost my fiancee to a brutal car accident just days ago. I’m still in shock and my grieving process is going through all sorts of motions. Sudden death is the worst heartbreak. I feel for the victims and their families and friends.

Is it true that they tried so hard to make Chloe a punk and she’s just bitchy whiney teenager that fits every false, or shall I say “media portrayal” of punks?

Yeah, but she’s a woman, not a human being. How could anyone think a little thing like raping a woman could warrant a punishment so awful that the poor rapist can no longer enjoy a good ribeye?

Hi Cam Newton!

“I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.” - Mitch Hedberg

I hate to be that guy, and I’m fully prepared to tune out the inevitable trolls, but if I could un-stick that ball from David Tyree’s helmet, I would in an instant.

Don’t assume to tell me what I know! I know far less than you can ever imagine!

Seems that their views on equality are as dated as their game design.

How’s it going, Grandma’s Facebook account?

And my axe... oh... I thought we were doing the Fellowship of the Ring thing.

Brown: And here are the “Lexus Keys to the Game.”

I managed to eradicate 20% of the population of South Africa.

There was one aspect of it that made me laugh a little in my head when I beat it. His daughter is like, “so I guess you and mom were into some crazy stuff huh?” and I thought to myself, the response should be “honey, I’ve killed thousands of people with various weaponry”

WHHIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR WHIRRRRR WHIRRR

Watching a game in a vacuum? Now, that would be idiotic.

1) His family didn’t make a choice.

Ned Stark dies.

It never ceases to amaze me how upset some people get about female characters. Like I cannot for the life of me imagine how you can operate in life when you can play the epilogue and come away pissed that their child was a girl. As far as I am concerned the child’s gender has zero impact on the real impact of just the…