Jesus tap dancing Christ, that picture on the left is terrifying!

The week after I got married I had to leave for the gamestop managers conference in Vegas. My wife was sad I was going. Nolan North was there and she loves him to death and adores Nathan Drake so I waited in line for two hours to get his autograph for her. When I got up to him and gave her name and explained the…

This post just made my fucking year. Thank you!

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I will make you an honorary Cobra Kai! We throw the best beach/dirtbike parties.

Easier said than done in a small town where there aren’t many 9-5 jobs and most of the employees are college kids or adults who work there only because Starbucks has great benefits. I’m not saying it’s right or wrong to open on Christmas, my personal thoughts aren’t gonna change anyone’s mind. That said, don’t get up,…

Starred for your name and because I wish there was video of you doing this I could see and smile at.

I work part time at Starbucks. We are open 365 days a year. People come in every fucking holiday and their response is, “oh my god I can’t believe they are making you work on Xmas/Thanksgiving/etc. Venti caramel macchiato please.” Yeah no one gives and actual fuck about the people that have to work on holidays. They…

I’ve tried for 36 years. If it hasn’t happened yet, it is never happening.

Normally it would but we get along much better now that we aren’t together. I know her new boyfriend and he is a good guy.

Hahahaha. My ex and I still share a Netflix account because we got two free years when we upgraded phones and we still get along so we just kept it together. I can always tell what type of mood she is in by what she has watched recently. It’s kind of weird.

Oh fuck totally forgot about that. Apologies.

Motherfucker what you (and he) got against Cookie Crisp??? Granted I have never had it with milk, but it is the best cereal ever to eat by the handful out of the box.

I gave my sister my Spotify password and I feel like I never fucking even knew her until then. For a year straight she has only ever listened to fucking Justin Bieber. I always knew she had shitty taste in music (outside of some hip hop) but goddamn. It is like a game to now to open up Spotify and see if she has ever…

I will always order a pina colada and give zero fucks while doing it.

I played this game like a madman a few years ago finished all the story and was working on coil before I quit due to time constraints. Recently picked it up again last month and started a new char. The struggle between work and school to find time to get to even the Heavensward content is very frustrating. I would pay…

Hell or High Water was fucking amazing. Also, I am pissed about what is going on with Wake Forest. However, I have a personal stake in it. I realize others might not give a fuck and that’s cool.

Yeah. It is my go to. I have all the new consoles (except WiiU) and I still prefer to just sit and play my 3ds while I have sports or movies on the TV. I will never get rid of mine.

Yeah I had actually been looking to pick one up again recently but no way am I paying what they are asking for it just to play the few Zelda games I have the itch for. I have 8 Zelda games on my 3ds I can play to scratch that. The WiiU is one system I will always regret buying day one.

Oh I completely agree with that. I have to wonder how this guy was selling (or offering to sell game plans) for two FUCKING years and not a single team turned him in.