I’m no big city basketball coach, but at some point, I think Great Lakes Christian really should have stopped running their offense through Gre’Shonda Morton.

Tom, maybe you didn’t watch the video, but the Ravens were offsides. It’s a free play, and the results count only if the Rams want them to — the Rams accepted the penalty, so nothing that happened the last play actually happened. No play, no concussion. Case closed.

That last panel of Doom talking to Hickman is the greatest panel he will ever write in his lifetime.

CUT! Cut, cut. Your line is “golfer.” Start again, from the top.

They did WHAT?!?!?

This bit will NEVER get old.

(Tommy is boycotting Fallout 4 until there’s a skin that turns you into Pedroia and replaces the mutants with African Americans, Hispanics, Vietnamese immigrants, LGBT people, and professors from the other side of the river)

Welp. fantasy sports players are requesting selfies with @darrenrovell.

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

If they cut him, the Cowboys will sign him in a heartbeat if he can rush the passer.

My grandpa used to tell me stories about how the Krauts ripped up his banner on D-Day...you could see the tears in his eyes when he thought about how much that banner cost and how excited he was to put it up on the beach...truly, the greatest generation.

Missouri is Stephen King’s best book.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I say double. But that’s water under the bridge.

A rabbit hole of bad writing?

Here’s my weekly reminder:

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