Now what?

I think it’s an error but I’m biased. Not biased because I’m a Cubs fan, but because I’ve watched Castro’s shitty fielding for so long that I just assume it’s an error.

You tell him. Highlighting those accidents in completely unrelated racing series is only half the battle, though; don’t forget to remind him how NASCAR is also responsible for Stephen Strasburg’s back problems, Rapha Nadal’s knee, and David Foster Wallace’s depression.

“Bitter? Me?”

Sucks when people call you names based on your outward appearances, dosen’t it?

ESPN Spouse: Who the fuck is Ashley Madison?
ESPN cheat: Ummm...he...plays for the Buffalo Sabers
ESPN Spouse: What’s a Buffalo Sabers?
ESPN cheat: They’re a hockey team that plays in the NHL
ESPN Spouse: Oh. Well then who gives a fuck?
ESPN cheat: Exactly!!

Oh, hey, maybe they’ll actually play guys like Shamarko Thomas and Stephon Tuitt and let them develop into serviceable player

“I hated Jordy got hurt, but in my beliefs, and the way I believe, it was — God meant for Jordy to get hurt,” said Quin, a devoted Christian.

Less animate, more carbon.

Man, this is so much cooler than when Jack Johnson’s parents stole my kid’s piggy bank.

If men got pregnant abortions would be available via drive-thru.

Brutaler.

Really feel for you here. Kinja really isn’t that hard of a system to navigate.

But speaking of navigation, how would the jeep navigate the country’s many rivers, namely the Mississip- *kills self*

“Mine was worse.”

Mortensen comes off as quite reasonable in those selected quotes, more so than I think he deserves. Here are his unedited claims, which paint a different picture.

“It’s the fucking Redskins. No one will blame you if you unload with both barrels.”: A History of United States Territorial Expansion Policy

Giving a church $20,000 while locking away cash to avoid making payments regarding a disabled child born out of marriage.

Surprisingly one-sided, given how visibly each guy welcomes beef.