We aren’t doing phrasing anymore.

Oh Adrian. If only you had become a baseball player instead of a football player, then you could make guaranteed money for hitting things with wooden sticks.

...the Knicks threw nearly 40 more passes per game than the Hawks did this season. Are they beacons of selflessness in a game hijacked by superstar egos?

Everything about that entire play was amazing perfection by the ‘Hawks. Bickell getting the puck behind the net to Hossa, Hossa and Richards with the interchange behind the net that gave Richards some space, Richards making the smart pass to Keith at the point instead of trying to jam it to the net, Keith…

Keith makes so many great smalls throughout the game. He breaks up so many fast breaks with a quick stick.

There was a time that I actually considered Keith overrated because of his tendancy to make bad turnovers in his own end, but he’s really erased that from his game and made me look like a moron for ever doubting him.

That double pump assist was just ridiculous! I was sitting at that end of the the ice looking right down on the play, and as soon as Richards passes it to Keith everybody in the building, including myself, is yelling shoot! SHOOT! JUST FUCKING SHOOT IT! And then he does that... Great game by the Hawks, now time for…

Two conference finals going to seven games? It's nice to see that the NHL knows how to do the playoffs right with the NBA serving up hot garbage for the last week.

How fucking smart were the Hawks to lock him up long term? He’d be worth Toews/Kane money on the open market right now. Instead his cap hit is $5.5 mil.

All reminiscent of Jordan’s famous concussion game where he scored 29 points, grabbed 9 rebounds while continuously vomiting on Ron Harper.

“I’m sure he’s fine,” said Eric Lindros to a potted fern.

Calls for more stringent hair-based drug testing were backed up by several former NCAA hoops stars, chief among them Charlie Villanueva.

Sepp Blatter: I heard ten Brazilian workers died for the 2014 World Cup.

Serena Altschul was a stone cold fox.

This is like that time on “Saved By The Bell” where they all got fired and replaced by Chris Connelly.

Can’t believe Tabitha Soren, Kurt Loder, Matt Pinfield, and Jesse Camp all said no.

I withhold judgement until I find out the nicknames of his friends.

Share a Coke with...

“Share a Coke with a dead Nepali slave” does have a ring to it...