This list...is a very bad list. Saying the NHL playoffs is not good because they go on for a while is no kind of argument. 99% of the games are fantastic/compelling.

It seems almost too obvious to point out that this is a bad, bad list.

Only this man would write this list.

NHL playoffs are incredibly enticing. Anyone who thinks differently is a heathen and deserves to be cast from society.

Well the guy is dead so he is objectively good at murdering.

/remembers Naked Twister for next time

So sad when someone uses makeup to cover signs of domestic abuse.

Slave #1: I’M SPARTACUS

He did say he was from the Yankees!

IS THAT YOU, TOLBERT?

As a Yankee fan, all I can say is what a gigantic loser and a disgrace to the game of baseball this guy is. I’m really sick of this clown and everything he does. Seriously, get Stephen Drew off the fucking field.

but more importantly: remember when the Kings won the Stanley Cup and then didn’t make the playoffs the next year?

wildly overrated Toews

I feel bad for this kid. Fuck Lucic and the Bruins.

PUT ‘EM IN A BODYBAG, TEACHER.

+1 Nerfgun to the back of the head.

Fuck you, Pagan

It would actually be “Angel Pagan and Derek Norris both show up to wrong stadium”

If this happened in another sport, the headline would be, “Player Chewing Gum Through Mouth Guard For Some Reason.”