/fist bump

+1 for Maritime

Jeff Gordon jumpsuit.

Gay sex on the track

"So... you never looked in the box?"

Good thing Green Bay fans keep the Bears relevant by insisting that this is still a heated rivalry and not that Rodgers essentially wipes his ass with our secondary twice a year for the better part of a decade.

I enjoyed this response:

...in the fourth round of the 2015 supplemental draft, the Dallas Cowboys select

Aaaaand ouuuur amaaaaazingly faiiiirweeeaaathhhhher faaaaaannnns.

It's Indiana, not Insteve.

I bet they punched him the right way.

"He just punched him square in the face for no reason? I don't buy it. Something else must be going on here. I bet Ford cut him off on the way into the gas station. Something like that. We'll just have to wait for the video. And if there is no video, who are we to judge this man? He may have been in fear for his life.…

Best fans in baseball

Honestly, if you (1) went to Syracuse, (2) played lacrosse, (3) looked like a douchy frat asshole, and (4) were named "Hayes McGinley," how could you not totally expect to get the Jesus Fucking Christ beat out of you at least once in your life by a guy named Big Jim Whitcomb.

The Tampa Bay Lighting have a guy does a great number with a mandolin for the anthem.

I grew up 100% not believing in ghosts. Then when I was 15 and off at boarding school, my parents moved into an old house that had been empty for a while. I came home from school, and some of our good friends were visiting. The house is long, and all one-story, except for my bedroom and bathroom, which basically…

Look at my main man Jack Del Rio front and center! This is probably the first time in years they didn't tell the Raiders' coach to go grab a left-handed camera lens from the truck right before they took the picture. Dennis Allen probably fell for it three years in a row.

i think the major thing I learned from this whole fiasco is how many smug people take pleasure in being assholes to starbucks employees/baristas

They really want to challenger her they should just start saying cities in Wisconsin... Oconomowac, wauwatosa, oshkosh, weyauwega, manitowac....

Like a trio of schoolchildren