Counterpoint: It's goddamn Dazzler

"It was so sad to see the hopelessness in their faces, and know that they are never going to be okay," said Johnny, age eight.

They should fine her for hiding out in that attic for so long...

Why? I thought she was their Head of Officiating.

The NFL would aggressively fine Helen Keller.

Am I the only one who thinks that it looks like Goodell pissed his pants in that picture?

Not as punchable as the guy in the suit and sunglasses.

Well, Doug, if you and your WR pals could actually get open more than twice a game, Russell Wilson wouldn't have 850 yards rushing this season. That's not all read-option running - there's a lot of "7 seconds in the pocket and still no one open" scrambling. The first 3 1/2 quarters of yesterday's game showed just…

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

Chris Berman has been dead since a week before the 1998 NFL season and they've been using a malfunctioning speak and spell ever since. Occasionally you'll hear it break into weird clicks and hoots. The crew spills an orange soda on it to get it to do that.

I fucking hate you Cancer. RIP Mr. Scott

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1991. Boyz n the Hood.

Damn good thing America was spared this cover for a great look at one of New England's disposable running backs.

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—

This comment deserves all the stars. I'm a huge Cards fan, but by getting behind the wheel while intoxicated 5x the legal limit with someone he loved in the car is unforgivable. Shame on anyone who compares his situation to Darryl Kile, Taveras' actions warrant disgust and outrage, not mourning, tributes, and sadness.

Yeah I know it's been and will continue to be said, but what the fuck is going on here? This guy drove drunk and killed someone; it could have easily been a handful more. Get a goddamn clue.

Wrong. #1 needs to be "Name on the Stanley Cup"