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Apr 27 2017
7

Ashley, you’ve done it yet again! 😂

Mar 22 2017
31

Sorry I offended your gentle sensibilities!

Jan 3 2017
19

My all time favorite prank in middle school was something by best friend and I had dubbed “shitboxering.” It was truly fucked up and evil but so, so fun. Until we got caught. Read more

Nov 18 2016
11

Yeah, everything is bad.

Oct 13 2016
4

Who are you voting for?

Aug 10 2016
6

interesting theory!

Aug 9 2016
45

How does it feel to be a Seltzer apologist?

Jul 29 2016
3

Hey Anna, thanks!

Jul 29 2016
2

For someone who has never made a deviled egg, where’s the best place to start? Read more

Jul 26 2016
20

Hey, thank you!

Jul 11 2016
184

I think they got laid and you’re jealous

Jun 23 2016
43

Instragam is high quality, carefully selected pics, Snapchat is drunken videos at 3AM.