I don't know, but he didn't pay his tab.

Or as Native Americans call it, maize.

Mr. Popadopoulos's Poppler Metropolis!

Your post is like a golf course covered in cheddar. Parcheesi.

I remember the 80s. I wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

Steamed hams!

In the words of a certain cop working the difficult kindergarten beat, "It's naht ayh toohmah!"

If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!

"Take it from me! I love you!"

Woody is Andy's father! It all adds up.

The Irresponsible Captain Targaryen

Those nipples play a pivotal role in book 3, then one betrays and murders the other in book 5, but we don't find out which one until book 7.

You think that's bad? Remember the time Mr. T, Dr. Teeth, and Ice T came over for an orgy and American Dad was on in the background and The Cleveland Show was on in the background of American Dad?

In the distance a Rock Lord silently weeps.

Stay away from the brown Fiddle Faddle. I hear there's some bad stuff going around.

I've got my money on a cocaine overdose.

Remember in the 00s when we were calling French Horns freedom horns? Those were the days, man.

State Comptroller Atkins

Sir Topham Hatt

No Donky Kong County for Old Men