Amelia!
Amelia!
It's the Newseum Zoo Revueseum, comin' right at you!
Skull island is actually a peninsula. And shaped like a femur.
It's a perpendicular rhyme.
Minnie Skirt
Why did Hawkman cross the road? He was pursuing Shadow Thief. This concludes the nightly news.
Wicky wicky wild wild west!
Amy Schumer and Leslie Jones. Done. Print it.
As I recall, this is how the Superman Returns video game worked. Superman had no health bar, but the city if Metropolis did. It was a great idea, and I wish more super hero games used it.
Make that hilarious salads.
Man slams dog.
The apology contains potassium benzoate.
Baba Booey! Baba Booey!
Bring back Wagon Train!
That thing with stepping in cat diarrhea during oral? We call that a Tennessee sump pump.
Can we talk about herpes?
Like putting too much air in a balloon!
Why can't those hackers who targeted Netflix leak this instead?
What about Nick Swardson's scrotum?
"Does Sleight shine bright, or is it's premise light? In this critic's opinion, it's just right."
- Gene Shalit