The takedown and the burn(s) of this article are deeply satisfying.

Yep. He said one of the quiet parts out loud, didn’t he?

respect my rights and no one else’s

I love how compared to the kid’s aimless meandering, he now has a challenge course that is no doubt going to help hone his riding skills. Look how much he enjoys it too! Just imagine, if this is what sparks the kid’s later involvement in a racing career...

Did something similar for my kiddo at the beginning of lockdown when the weather started to break for spring. He had a blast. So did the other neighborhood kids, apparently.

You know what? I respect the hustle. I’m never going to drink it, but I’m sure there’s a market.

GOT ONE

‘Authenticity’ in food is bullshit anyway. The history of humanity since the beginning has been movement across the globe, and with it the mixing of cultures and ideas and flora and fauna. So basically all food is fusion.

Set your damn watch by those cuts

As someone who grew up in the Chicagoland area (third generation) and moved to Missouri (near-ish to St. Louis) about twenty years ago, I am absolutely blown away by this, if this is true. Tavern-style is all we ate. Though, admittedly, nobody called it “tavern-style.” We just called it “pizza.”

That’s because it’s just called “pizza” to them.

You know some pretty strange Chicagoans. The tavern-cut pizza is the standard pizza here and not by a little - far more Chicagoans have never had a deep dish pizza than have never eaten a tavern-cut. Every mom-and-pop shop sells tavern-cut thin crust pies, most of the big regional chains do (Aurelio’s, D’Agostinos, La…

The important thing is to add it raw in chunks, so that the sausage flavor seeps into the sauce and the irregular texture gives you crispy bits and tender bits.

While I appreciate your revisionist take on what pizza I actually grew up eating ... nah. 

Suck it up leave it be. In 90 days he beats the anti-YoSemite and about 365 days after that we have the first woman president and she is black!

The ease of peeling is related to the age of the egg. The older, the easier. 

“As companies in the business of sports and entertainment, however, we are not any more qualified than anyone else to offer our opinion on social matters”

As for it being “super illegal” to run a Cannonball... Last time I checked, this was a car enthusiast blog