I think Klingon, because doesn't it only have, like, 1200 words?

I'll just keep it nice and brief and say I'd like to take an actual shit on him.

I said this same thing once here and was called an idiot, or told that because it's standard business in Hollywood, that it's OK. It'll be interesting to see the responses you get. I think people just don't want to admit the possibility, because it would mean having to re-examine their fandom.

Or, it's the insufferable New York "We don't pay attention to anybody else because no other place matters, therefore we don't have any rivals by definition" smugness complex.

This article/thread has taught me two things I didn't know:

I unabashedly love TMP. It's the first time Trek had a budget EVER, has great music including what became the TNG theme song, a sustained trippy vibe, that messed-up warp sequence, the tear-inducing docking sequence, Bones in bellbottoms and a hobo beard, a freaky-deeky transporter accident, and Spock doing a…

I! HAVE! HAD! ENOUGH! OF! YOU!

I'd like to write a story from the perspective of an old man rotting in an Austrian prison at the end of a life sentence because he went back in time and murdered a baby in his crib, and is wracked with guilt because he can't remember why he did it, but from his story you piece together that the baby was Adolf Hitler,…

You know, I've always wondered if instead of killing Hitler, you could just ensure that he got into art school. Would that work?

I think they're some weird computer processor math algorithms or something that edgy Internet (g)libertarians pretend is real money. Is that pretty much it?

And, just because I know someone will do it:

I wonder how many AVC denizens are reading this thread with their dicks in their hands right now.

Sadly, you're probably right.

I always thought oom-pah music sounded like musical farting.

I start to wonder why my grandad sacrificed three year of his life to defeat the Nazis when this shit becomes mainstream thinking.

Quite breathtaking…

Mattis is qualified to commit war crimes against small Iraqi villages.

What's the best onomatopoetic word for a poop hitting the toilet water?

When I was a fucking stupid idiot grade-school kid, I saw some daytime talk show (I think it might have been Maury Povich, back when he tried to be a "serious" talk show host) where they had some Holocaust denier on the show arguing that the Holocaust didn't happen, because he took a tour of a death camp and saw that…

We should be so lucky.