Ever since Tr*mp took office, I've been saying, when the retaliatory nuke lands, I hope I'm as close to the blast as possible, so it can be over in a millisecond and I don't have any drawn-out suffering.

This is exactly why I won't watch the new adaptation of The Handmaid's Tale (even though I loved the book and original movie) or the second season of The Man in the High Castle (even though I watched the first season) now. I watch TV shows to ESCAPE reality.

This level of bullshit is like if Gul Madred hadn't even bothered with trying to make Picard see FIVE lights, and straight-up tried to make him believe that there were twenty-six.

“The other thing that happened was that we remembered Revenge of the Sith,
and that big epic battle between Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi,
in the midst of a volcanic planet. We knew whatever we did was going to
look Mickey Mouse next to it.”

I always assumed that all viewings of Bob Ross were on drugs.

Phish belongs in the fucking discount bin.

Also, from what I've heard, there was a looooooot of pubic hair.

It's the Rock AND ROLL Hall of Fame, not just the Rock Hall of Fame. The "…and roll" is where rap and R&B come in. When the term "rock and roll" first came into vogue in the 1950s, it included all manner of African-American derived genres of music, including R&B. When "rock and roll" morphed into just "rock" sometime…

Bah, like Gene Simmons would ever tell anyone to HAVE a KISS shirt. He'll make damn sure you PAID for that shirt, or have you electrocuted! (Because, see, anybody would ever want a free KISS shirt in the first place).

There's also the slightly different "Gene Simmons complains that rap musician IS in the Hall of Fame, because he's an angry, borderline-racist old white man".

I don't know about their best, but the depressive, dudes-high-on-codeine sludge of Bleach is an interesting listen. I find it more listenable than some of the abrasive eardrum assault of In Utero these days, actually. I didn't feel this way when I was younger.

We get it, you're a toady for capitalism. There's always one asshole like you to randomly enter conversations and tsk-tsk people. Fuck off, nobody wants to argue with you. Bye.

I always thought that was pretty badass.

"The Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?"

Well, it's not like Chad Channing is exactly a Hall of Fame-caliber drummer.

"Steal a show"? Uh oh, better give it back so other people can see it!

I prefer this HBO intro from my youth. An intro for a less cynical, less edgy time.

Wasn't the backstory in the instruction manual for that game something about the human race being threatened and these noble ladies volunteering themselves to catch the guy's semen to assure the continuation of his line?

Still a better game than Custer's Revenge.

Must be CRAZY when you watch an HBO series on that TV…