You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smooches too

Can you even make an unrepealable law? Or does it just make you have to go through one more layer if you want to repeal the law, by having to repeal THAT law first?

I've said it before, the Democrats' biggest continued downfall is trying to play fair and square while their opponents have absolutely no qualms about being Macchiavellian fuckholes. Good is not the same as nice, and until they realize this and grow some fucking balls (or, for anyone who finds that expression sexist,…

Because racists are a race, you see!

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Heh heh, you said "more ass".

Has the "If you're not doing anything wrong, you have nothing to hide/absence of privacy keeps us safe!" bootlicking begun yet?

I thought it reminded me of Yankee Stadium (the old one, never been to the new one) with every trace of character stripped out.

Good to know. I didn't get to go to Wrigley either, which I've always wanted to. Did get to see my Sox play the White Sox in The Cell, though. God, what a generic park.

Being from Boston, the time I went to Chicago I found it legitimately creepy how nice everyone on the street was. I kept thinking, "What do they WANT from me?"

I don't understand why Philadelphians act like the "cheesesteak" is something holy and unique to them. You can get one anywhere. You can get one in Boston! Only we call it a fucking steak and cheese! A goddamn STEAK AND CHEESE, how do you like that, sucka? Only they use fake cheese! Ours is real! What the fuck is so…

As someone who has never had this so-called Italian beef, it sounds suspiciously similar to a French dip. What exactly is the difference?

Hot Doug's is gone? Fuuuuuuck. The one time I went to Chicago, in 2009, I went there to sample their gator sausage with duck fat fries, but there was a line around the block and I had to take a wicked leak (yeah, can you tell I'm from Boston?) so I ended up passing it up. Now it's never to be…

Oh yeah, totally. But then, the guy who played Patrick Troughton at the end in no way resembled him. Ack!

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Did you answer "He's the world's oldest frat boy"?

The "or anything else" really is essential. So far I have never been aware of Gene Simmons saying anything that I did not immediately want to punch him for.

I always felt like Richard Hurndall's portrayal of Bill Hartnell's Doctor in that special began and ended with "old". Other than that, and the absence of Tom Baker to any significant degree, it was a decent serial.

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Must suck, being forced to come and post here and all!