I've been saying this for a long time. Yes, languages do change - but often, when they do change, we lose a distinction in concepts that we once had, because people couldn't be bothered to learn the difference first, and some of us find that sad. Sometimes, it has to do with intellectual laziness, and not increased…

So, her entire argument rests on the fact that people have been using "irregardless" - a contradiction in terms that would seem to be suggesting the opposite of what it means to say - since the 19th century? That's her entire argument? That it's an old construction? Well, she certainly did show us motherfuckers.

That Howard Dean bullshit still gets me to this day. God forbid a Presidential candidate ever display ENTHUSIASM while campaigning! No, they must always carry on the appearance of joyless motherfuckers with sticks permanently lodged up their asses.

Nobody goes to a restaurant for the fucking breadsticks.

No, no, don't you know, it was because he LIED about getting a blowjob, not for getting one!

George W. didn't drink either. But Obama did TONS of drugs when he was younger!

And anyone who voted for him deserves that buyer's remorse, because the rest of us FUCKING TOLD THEM SO, a good year ahead of time if not longer. But did they want to listen? Noooooooo! It would be worthy of schadenfreude, if they weren't making the rest of us suffer along with them. I refuse to feel an ounce of…

1) He wasn't that utterly and incomprehensibly corrupt Hillary Clinton;
2) He wasn't a woman;
3) He hates blacks and Muslims like I do is "un-PC" and tells it like it is, dammit!
4) Because I'll shoot myself in the god damn dick if it means pissing off liberals;
5) Did I mention he wasn't Hillary?

Honest question - could this be why so many truckers drive like assholes? I've been nearly taken out for good by a trucker cutting into my lane on the highway without looking, and another time, been tailgated in my Hyundai Accent by a rig driver in the RIGHT lane of the highway, when I was going a very reasonable 60.…

Steak sauce is just something used to dress up shitty steak. If you need it, either your steak sucks or you don't like steak.

Anyone from around Boston knows the best donuts come from Kane's Donuts in Saugus.

I wanted to Kristi Yamaguchi when I was 12. She had to be one of my first faps.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Is this where I mention how much I hate "Everybody Hurts"?

Season 4 is the best season of the show, by far. It's also the most soul-crushingly depressing. Like, in a way that made the modern BSG look like a light-hearted romp. I binged the last 4 episodes in one day and then had an argument over the phone with my mother. It was a trying day.

former Orange Is The New Black star Samira Wiley

You know, I have mixed feelings about the practice of speaking to someone's comment history (or of websites even making them available in the first place), because all too often, I feel that people go to it as a cheap ad hominem retort to avoid confronting a person's argument. With racist dickholes, though, I think I…

You know, sometimes a poster is such a raging douche-hammer that I actually decide not to flag them and get their post removed immediately, because watching the pile-on will be far more gratifying.

This past weekend I went out with my girlfriend for our anniversary to a fairly pricey Italian restaurant, and almost felt like taking a picture of the tuna carpaccio and posting it on Facebook. Then I remembered I'm not an asshole.

Not true. Anorexics don't like food.