You have a point. Sadly, the defense's best strategy would probably be to stack the jury full of dudebros for whom date rape is a normal thing.

For every bit more decrepit he gets, Nichelle Nichols gets de-aged a year.

They know him as the cranky old dude yelling about kids listening to the rap music with the bipping and the bopping maybe?

And if he gets acquitted, put him on trial for the next woman, and the next one, and the next one, and the next one, until you either get a conviction or he's dead. Sounds fair to me.

If it's only a zit, you must acquit.

Sometimes you wanna go, where nobody knows your name…

Seriously. When Obama became President I remember thinking "Hey, we suddenly have a President who can speak complete sentences!"

"Satan's Bulbous Hoary Taint" would make a great metal band name.

Ben Stein always reminded me of Henry Kissinger, and I guess it's fitting, with regard to what assholes they both are.

I don't know, flawed as Clinton was, I doubt he'd be issuing orders to troops to drop napalm on children and destroy villages…

Which is bullshit because Reagan isn't responsible for "winning" jack shit, Communism collapsed under the weight of its own incompetence.

With ketchup, of course.

I'm sure he's bought another pair of shoes by now…

Whenever Paul Ryan & Co. get their heads out of their anuses

Hell, GWB was even a not-bad owner of a baseball team. Could have stuck to that.

…and even Dick Cheney came out against the Muslim ban.

I don't know, I do see a lot of "Bush doesn't look so bad now!" revisionism going on lately. Not just in this thread, but in general. No, fuck that. Bush was terrible. Our current leader is just worse, that doesn't redeem Bush.

Regardless of the rightness or wrongness of the rest of your post, using a medical condition as an insult is insensitive and crosses a line. That's worthy of a flagging.

Yes, I would rather have Bush, but that's like choosing a good, solid turd over a puddle of rancid diarrhea.

I said this in reply to someone last night. Let him go ahead with that lawsuit, which he won't win, because it's not an untrue statement. The more time he wastes on stupid-ass lawsuits because his feelings were hurt, the less he can damage the country in the meantime.