For all his faults, yes, GWB was at least not a vulgar man, and didn't preach hate. Yes, he was preferable to what he have now, there's no doubt about that.

THE INVISIBLE HAND OF THE FREE MARKET WILL SOLVE EVERYTHING AND MASTURBATE US ALL.

Cable…bill?

Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

I have watched The Wire, but it's been a while, I don't remember anything about Irish whiskey. But thanks for the info.

If you're going the Plastic Paddy route, Jameson doesn't even make sense. It's a Northern Irish whiskey.

Maybe a number on his arm?

Do they still even make Zima? I thought that was discontinued, but sure.

Getting there.

Not bro-ish enough…

There's a brewery named after my dong?!?

Left Hand is manna from the gods. Only other stouts that compare IMO are Dragon's Milk and Young's.

I do like IPAs, but yeah, too much hops and it starts to taste like soap to me. I'm looking at you, Arrogant Bastard.

But my name isn't William Shatner'S Front Yard…read it again.

And probably gives you the same "Jesus, I want to fucking kill myself" headache the morning after, right? I ask because I've always had the good sense to never drink the shit.

Mixing alcohol with caffeine is a good way to die. Well, maybe not if it's something like an Irish coffee, but people usually don't get shitfaced on those.

That, I have to disagree with. Wonder Bread is vile, and it's not a snob thing, because I've known it since I was 6 years old.

I usually like darker beers, but I think the reason pilsner gets such a bad rap is because of the association with Budweiser and other mass-produced American crap.

I verily assert that his mother is a woman of loose morals.

"Feefees", huh? How about talking like an adult. We're not 5 years old, you can say feelings. Keep concern trolling for him and telling us how we should all be nicer to him, all while steadfastly denying that you're on his side. Quisling.