I feel your pain the idea of talking to strangers face to face fills me with terror.

I used to sit in my car in the parking lot at work to eat lunch and geese would always come up to my door and like not let me out of my car until I gave them fries. I tried pushing one away with the door ones and the others rushed me and were flapping at me!

Did they flick switchblade combs and lean insouciantly against a motorcycle?

They have TEETH. FUCKIN’ TEETH.

I’ve never been attacked by a wild animal. I have been attacked by a couple of dogs when I was a kid and a gorilla at the zoo tried really hard to get out of it’s enclosure and murder me once ( my mom is still traumatized by that after over a decade, but I was never really bothered all that much... probably would have…

#neverforget

They are almost as bad as geese. Fun fact: Geese are one of the few birds that remember their dinosaur roots, and are constantly trying to rise back up and take their rightful place as ruler of the earth.

She’s politically apathetic when she has the ability to reach millions of women and girls, she sucks at stuff, and she hasn’t done anything but take money from people with dishonest music. 

She isn’t selling out. She’s buying in . . . wait that isn’t it. What do you call it when you are the machine? She’s monolithizing.

Taylor Swift selling out.

I kind of hate the way she’s doing this. I went through the Ticketmaster Verified Fan garbage to get Harry Styles tickets. At least with that, you didn’t have to jump through a million hoops for a shot. You get verified just by having a Ticketmaster account, then you get a code for pre-sale and go at it against…

So she eliminated scalpers by becoming the scalper, eh? Very interesting technique.

Exactly :)

Haha! Thanks Art. Love you and I love love love my greys. But they have made the “Pending” button so insignificant that people don’t realize the treasures that lie beneath.

Since you provided as much, if not more information as the original article, you deserve to be in the greys(for no reason).

Dude, that’s ‘chella uncool.

Trump wears Brioni suits which are actually very expensive ; usually over $5k each. The problem is, Trump has a physique that’s like warm yogurt pored into a hefty bag and, most importantly, he is too stupid to get the suits tailored to fit.

Surf’s up space ponies, we’re making gravy without the lumps! AHAHAHAHAHAH!

You can’t get sued for defamation for reporting what Tig Notaro said.

God, I would love a separate bathroom. I would KILL for one, actually.