Did this dim-witted shitbird get a rooster without ever, like, reading about roosters? “This stupid rooster won’t even play fetch and is useless when I take him duck hunting!”

Right? I clicked on this ready to be a HARD no but then when they brought up the stuff about paying off debts I was like “ehhhhhh...”

Bang him with what?

The most laughable part of this whole episode was the post-episode commentary telling us how riveting the meeting of Ice and Fire was when in reality it was the wet blanket one expected it to be when Pouty McPoutersen and Starey McStarey finally met.

Shhh! You’ve stumbled onto a state secret. Let this be the last time you bring it up or the men in black will visit you.

So if you meet him, have some courtesy.
Have some sympathy, and some taste

any idea on penis size for any of the escapees?

The reward for information about 4 escaped convicts is $500? I don’t think you could get a kindergartner to turn in a fellow child for that measly amount.

I see a discarded apron.

Yes. And they all wear Prada.

Do you think all the secret societies like the Illuminati and Knights Templar and the Really Secret Masons get together once a year and party on a yacht?

Oh, for sure: it’s not to downplay his other legislative issues, the fact he’s not really a maverick, the hard work Collins and Murkowski did from day one, or the fact that McCain gave us Palin. I can appreciate, however, the art of the last minute ‘fuck you,’ and if anyone knows the procedural rules necessary to do…

That’s my thought as well and hopefully he won’t be too involved in the child’s life.

I hope people read your comment carefully and note how very important the questions are that you posed. There is a marked decline in civility, humanity, compassion, empathy and the quest for equality for all that can be directly linked to this fascist regime and Dear Leader himself. As da Mooch said, “The fish rots…

I like to imagine myself being Ryan Lizza. Like that call - how many of those are you going to get in your career? And you can’t be giddy or flabbergasted. You just have to hold it together somehow. That’s like journalist Christmas.

Republican family values on display.

He can’t say “I’m not Bannon, I’m not sucking my own cock”anymore.

Yes, he loves distraction and drama... and he’s full of contempt and hate.... Having a gorilla that’ll dance to his tunes & spout his shit-talk is most convenient.

I think you’re on to something. Trump values reality show “drama” because it’s a great way to hide what’s really going on. With the spotlight on Scaramucci in tap shoes and a gorilla suit, Trump will be able to push through his nefarious policies in the shadows.

Also possible Trump picked him for that reason - - he’s Trump’s mouthpiece for saying the horrible shit Trump can’t be caught saying aloud while President. He’s an avatar.