(But seriously, I’m loving Capaldi this season, I don’t wanna see him go :( )

I reckon they should go with someone older than most of the Nu-Who Doctors, someone like this guy:

...while I have your attention, is The Slot going to cover that FBI raid on that GOP consultant/strategy firm in Annapolis today or what?

Trump: “Russia must be laughing up their sleeves (???) as the U.S. tears itself over a Democrat EXCUSE for loosing the election.”
You mean you didn’t ask them about it to their faces just yesterday when you met with them personally behind closed doors, you gigantic ass.

Ok, this guy is SO controlled by his need to be more important, more admired, more...everything, that he will engineer displays of “importance” even when eating a meal. His comments about the fiasco when Obama arrived in China and was not greeted by over the top marching bands, red carpets and virgins throwing rose…

“We want this to come to its conclusion, we want it to come to its conclusion with integrity,” Sanders said about the FBI investigation into the Russian hack...”

Hey, if they do it to those, they will do it to others. They’ve basically been given permission to do whatever....

Can you believe his weird cowboy “yeaah!” killed his campaign but America was like “this is okay” when Trump said he could shoot people in Times Square and not lose voters? I bet Howard Dean is fucking furious right now.

Hoooe-leeee shiiit! This is fucking huge. And the rot goes deeper than an infected boil. Wow.

In addition, I’d like to say that believing in God and science is not mutually exclusive. It’s portrayed as that, but it’s not.

Dude is smuggling a geoduck in his pants.

Oh my god. I hadn’t read the Washington Post article yet, so I thought that the whole hiding behind bushes thing was like an analogy or some serious hyperbole on the part of the Jezebel commentariat. But no, he actually hid in the fucking bushes.

Grandma wants to see this.

I work in Michigan education policy, and Betsy is THE WORST KIND OF EVIL - she actually believes in most of what she says! It’s amazing

When I saw on Twitter that someone said they hoped SNL had a segment of just Melissa McCarthy hiding in the bushes in the dark, I thought it was just a joke! Jokes on me!! I literally gasped when I read it actually happened. Irony is dead and buried.

It really is the little things.

She’s a lying sack of shit.

God, you know it’s bad when Homer does it better.

Morning guys. My bulldog Carmelo passed away (suddenly and agonizingly) at 9.5, 3 weeks ago today. He was the BEST boy.

“The best genetic abominations ever made”