They were scammed and I hope they get their money back...but OMG did this thing draw in people with just the right amount of money, arrogance and naivety to be utterly enjoyable.

I’m really enjoying my Fyre Festival experience.

And your comment is an example of someone being fucking irresponsible with their bitching, because of course something is wrong with fucking.

a friend of mine had to collect all the scraps of the taxi she was born in and reassemble it in order to get her name changed. True story.

That is EXACTLY what it means.

And now I shall do so also. Because you are correct. I hope you don’t mind.

I hate to be the one who passes judgement on how a person spends the money they’ve​ earned. But that type of spending is up there with Tyga level of stupidity when he drops $300,000 to half-a-million for a new car and chain when he already has creditors on his ass. Does anyone​ know the number of six figure packages…

Revised: you definitely couldn’t.

(no musical acts, no housing, no food, aside from cold cuts)

Considering it is part of a startup by JaRule, it pretty much means everyone hired is going to be green. The real kicker would be if they consulted a professional with experience and were told it was not feasible.

Spiteful relish sounds delicious!

I know, right? I haven’t relished in chaos like this in ages. Schadenfreude
 is fun, I guess

I must admit, i’ve been reading these updates with spiteful relish.

Like, I hope this is a transcript of a, like, literal conversation and this idiot didn’t type up, like, a description of her experience using these words.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

This is a “Homework on the bus to school” level of effort, at best.

Forget Joanne the Scammer, Ja learned to scam from the best.

Hmm. Maybe the next time I am being harassed at a bar, I’ll just face plant in the peanut bowl instead of saying I have a boyfriend.

I am going to do this for the next 3 years 267 days to avoid mostly a certain orange turnip faced turd.

It’s neither. It’s “look over here.....away from Russia and treason.”