Thank you.

Should I know who this is? Could you please tell me who this is?

Neither, just Average Jane Survivor.

And when she finally sold it, she made them edit out the watersports.

Amen. Alcohol withdrawl is dangerous.

Traitors. Priebus, diaper don, and the really creepy other son are all traitors.

Can I offer you an old butterscotch from the bottom corner of my satchel?

Steve McQueen, whom, I gather, does not have any type of ongoing beef with the above three women.

This kind of drama should be over after high school.

The cheeto is using this child’s tragedy as a distraction. I’ve been following this case and this child has no hope of recovery. He can’t breathe on his own. He doesn’t respond. Let the poor little thing go.

Somebody get that man a butter burger, fries with extra salt, and a malt. He deserves it! He works hard. Don’t forget 2 pieces of pecan pie for dessert. GOP, ain’t they the best?

It’s a shit load.

These two helped make that cheeto palatable to the american public. They smiled, kissed his ass, and let him get away with not answering questions because he didn’t feel like it. Now, he’s treating them like he treats “regular” people and Mika and Joe don’t like it. Oh no! The humanity. They helped create this…

On Wednesday I picked 48 pounds of tart cherries. Yesterday and today I washed, pitted, and froze the cherries in 5lb packages. Tomorrow and sunday I will be trying to make the best goddamn cherry pie in the universe.

I don’t believe it. Anyway, rich people should get whatever they want because God, obviously, loves them more. Just ask the DeVos’, VanAndles, and Princes. They have been taught this since birth.

The ominous rumbling sound is several spirits rolling their eyes en masse.

I wonder if they’ll try and contact The Dakota’s most famous resident.

It makes me feel insanely old when people talk about the year I turned 21 as the olden times.s

Read coffee in the headline as covefefe.

Good time to teach the kiddies the rule about Never putting chemicals in unmarked bottles. Never, not once, not even for a minute.