My big dog (80lbs) is afraid of the sound of her own farts. People farts just disgust her.

The truth hurts.

I look at this face and all I hear is “Mmmoooooooooommm”.

ETA: WHO TOLD HIM HE COULD SING?

Trump is a cocktail weiner

AdeleT, truly sorry for your loss.

but credit when it’s due?

When he dies, bury him under 500,000 tons of concrete and steel.

Republicans control the White House, Senate, House of Reps, Supreme Court, 33 state governorships, and 34 state legislatures.

I like this gif. This is when I knew I was voting for Hillary. I loved her attitude but than I also realized the boys in Washington would do anything to stop her. I think this is why Comey did what he did. He was afraid of facing a woman who obviously wasn’t afraid of (or in awe of) the boys club. I guess he…

“I am savoring it. I am savoring that fact it’s waiting for me when I want. I am savoring the fact that when I decide to watch it, I KNOW I will enjoy it. I am savoring that potential for enjoyment.

Thank you, doit2julia.

This manages to top accusing someone’s husband of having had an affair with his wife’s mom and sister.

Erik Prince is the brother of Betsy DeVos. They are children of privilege who were raised in a religion that teaches the reason poor and sick are poor and sick is because god wants them to be. Erik and Bets were born into wealth because they DESERVE it.

Michigan State University-student union-noonish-Gong Show. When I was feeling extravagant I’d even have a tuna bagel.

Next up, what *really* sank the Titanic

PB&J came out of my nose when I read this. My Aunt Stella said this every time someone died. Even if the odds were that someone wouldn’t be allowed near the Pearly Gates. She was 4'11", all mouth, with jet black hair and eyebrows that would make the girls today cry with envy. I mean she had a very loud voice not…

How are you supposed to feel when you see a bigger bully push a smaller bully around?

LED bulbs, dimable and not, go on sale at Meijers for just over $1.25/bulb every couple of months. I just saw them tonight a six pack for $6.99.

LED bulbs, dimable and not, go on sale at Meijers for just over $1.25/bulb every couple of months. I just saw them…

I wish the president would throw a party on trumps inauguration night. I would be Queen   Schadenfreude forever!