Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.

I’ve been giving it some thought and I think the sexiest man alive EVER was Paul Newman in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. I meant it, ever. love you Paul,

At first glance it looks like David Tennant.

This former officer belongs in stocks in the town square.

His teeth always feel like they’re looking right at you.

Ok. So, the next time you are in a room with this shit head, stare at his crotch and giggle. And remember no eye contact (he doesn’t deserve it) just watch the crotch, or the zipper as it’s probably more interesting. If you get close enough make a grab for it.

Who are you going to believe? Me or your lying eyes?

So sorry dear.

I did. It was so good I thought this can’t be good for me. I read the label. Now I have to choose between noosa or ice cream. Don’t read the label.

Lol completely illegal if there is an evacuation in effect but making stuff up can be fun too.

Nope, Evita Peron about 10 years after she passed. Looking at Erevita gives me the heebee jeebies.

Oh, Sharon, it was sarcasm.

For the undecideds Trump could have defecated on the stage and he would have done a fine job because Trump. Hillary could have had the answers to life, the universe, and everything and the undecideds would still have found her lacking. They’ll probably vote for donald because he’s like one of those cool bullies in…

Cuz wimmenz be stupid and always vote for the hottie.

...Trump’s impending presidency and how it will pave the way for Canada to follow his example of what a real leader looks like...

Great TV but then we’d have to see that greasy husband of hers. It’s too close to the Holidays for that.

Oh, pumpkin, I’m so sorry. I had a sister like that. I hope you find a way to deal with your mom.

Anybody who “lectures” a waiter, about anything at all, is a tool. Give your order and shut up.

How long was she supposed to stay in prison for? 40 years? 50? 100?

“Mid 80s Ronald Reagan gutted funding for state run mental hospitals.” He did the same for the Veterans Hospitals.