Wadda dope. Wadda maroon. Wadda nincowpoop.

We did this for my sister-in-law. The party lasted all day and into the night. She occasionally took naps during the day. I can’t tell you how many people showed up. Lots! Even people she went to grade school with! She was 70 years old at the time of the party. It was a great day and it ended with a huge illegal…

I’ve never seen the end of this movie. How does this ending differ from the “real” one?

Would this woman have spent any time in a for-profit jail or prison? I’m just curious.

Amen!

Good Luck and best wishes to you and your mom.

I wish I knew how to use a semi-colon. It’s a dream of mine. English is my first language but it baffles me. I’m secretly jealous of people who can diagram sentences.

I love Black Books. Thanks for the gif.

Paul Newman was gorgeous.

Remember, spiders are our friends.

“Namaste cuntface”. “if the road to your own bliss bisects the highway to Assholeville drive right by me”. “Evangelically selfish”. “Fuckity bye”. I want these quotes on a T-Shirt. No, I want these quotes on my business cards, and pens, and mouse pads, and mugs, and I call dibbs on license plates. Ok, and T-shirts…

Oh, my dear, you are wonderful and deserved none of that.

omg. I hope you are doing ok.

That ass looks very asymmetrical. I’m not sure it’s worth $98.