NP: It’s an almost 50 year old car in Rochester that isn’t covered in rust. Clearly someone has been taking care of it.

Why you talking in the past tense though?

The flip side now is that ABInbev makes just about everything.

Are they hiring?

I was going to say NP until I saw the bit about the transmission. C’mon man.

Right? As long as you’re not hooning the fuck out of something at 2:30AM, who cares?

I recognize that your purpose is both innocuous and sensible, but do you at least see how people can look at that same logic and apply it to a mass shooting scenario?

Ever noticed how the other side in this debate is always “it’s a constitutional right!”until you actually bring up that part of the second amendment?

To be honest, if I got hit by a bus and found that I was almost completely unharmed one of my first thoughts would be, “I need a fucking drink.”

You know, I was excited about the Buick Regal Wagon coming in at under $30K. Between this and the Regal, I’d take this.

I just see Voyager’s deflector dish.

Not certain if you’re referring to the Continental or the carrier.

Complete with a mug that hasn’t been washed since your first deployment?

Yeah, when I saw “Fan Nearly Drops Baby,” I was expecting something borderline catastrophic. Dude had the little peanut under control the whole time.

I feel like the Syrian conflict or now only a few steps away from being the geopolitical version of “I am my own grandpa.”

I think you raise a valid point.

A simple mention in the opening paragraph that the doctor in question appeared to be of Middle Eastern descent would make for a clear segue that the problem is not limited to Middle Eastern doctors, and that black doctors have a very well documented history of experiencing the same…

Daytona, Florida? What a surprise....

Yup.

You know, I think a totally happy medium between parallel and patriarchy is just far enough apart that your thighs aren’t touching.

NP for that reason alone.