Right?

Speaking of the back-end, where’s the exhaust?

Well, I’m sure her millkshake does bring all the boys to the yard...

I was (regrettably at the time) the only kid on the block with a SMS. My dad had won it in a raffle at a video rental store.

Yup. Chalk another one up to “great idea, poor execution.”

According to wikipedia, Columbia MO is 79% white. So, the odds are good that you’re wrong.

She reported them anyway.

You know what always gets me about vegans? What do they think is going to happen to live stock if people stop using animal products?

I used to deal with something similar when I worked for a store that sold AirSoft guns (circa 2006). If you were under 17 then you had to have a parent buy it for you. It’s not that we really cared that much, it was just a CYA thing.

Can we get Kristen’s alter ego to write about this?

Maybe he meant to type R$ instead of $? Trying to give the seller the benefit of the doubt here.

Lets assume it is the case that the Obama administration approved Flynn’s clearance. Can you imagine the shit fit that The Orange One would have thrown if it even remotely appeared that Obama was interfering with his cabinet by denying the clearance?

Right? With no snark or humor intended: It’s both entirely possible to want prison/corrections reform and admit that there are people in Riker’s who actually should be in there.

The back third looks like they just gave up and grafted on the end of an Explorer.

Have you ever seen the poker game scene from Louis?

Honestly, I’m a little surprised that the owner isn’t Jacob Zuma.

In this instance, I kinda count myself as one of the lucky ones. Anything in NYC above 1 MT and I’m gone before I know it.

Dafuq?

Right?! Why commit perjury when what you did wasn’t illegal.

I saw an Alpina Z8 not that long ago. Then again, it was on 58th and 11th, so it’s not that crazy to find one over there.