I once had a big chili debate with a couple roommates and a girlfriend. One roommate was like, “Chili goes on rice!” another said, “Noooo, chili goes on it’s own. You eat it with cornbread.” And then the girlfriend horrified us all by saying, “...I put it on spaghetti.”

Well, I got 11 seconds in and noped outta there.

oh I know. living in the greys man , living in the greys.

That’s nice, thanks.

Holy cow, that’s like one of those with/without makeup pics. That looks really nice.

Old Alfas are actually backwards cars on mileage. More miles is better because it means someone actually bothered to maintain the thing, or else it would’t run and drive anymore. Alfas that sit are almost never reliable Alfas.

Had to be That Guy™, didn’t you.

Someone drank their savage flavored coffee this morning.

That interior was aggressively well-maintained. I feel like the owner had strict rules for how you were allowed to enter and sit in the car....

All the perks of owning an old Mercedes or BMW you can’t afford to maintain, but with none of the prestige.

Lost touch with the Democrat base? Maybe. Clinton tried the big tent approach with ideas tossed out that were designed to draw in the “just right of center.” Obviously it didn’t work because in today’s America, trying to be middle of the road makes you roadkill.

Gold BBS and a particularly loud exhaust made this 675LT a standout.

It’s astounding how much money is concentrated in that city.

The latter. Watch the SNL californians spoof where 1/2 their discussion is their routes. That’s 100% accurate

Yup, that Royale certainly comes with a lot of cheese.

Fortunately/unfortunately Tavarish no longer writes for Jalopnik. He decided to become a full time YouTuber.

This past weekend I believe I gained roughly 12 pounds eating a combination of various meats, which included, in no particular order, a hot dog, a hamburger, at least one cheeseburger, a cheese steak, a cheese dog, and some Italian salami.

Hyundai continually has bad news as a company. It’s a shame since their cars are looking better and better.

I want on this train!

Damn that sucks man.